Last Aydenism of the year. Ayden’s 22-year-old cousin was teasing Ayden so much that he burst into frustrated tears. When I tried to calm Ayden down, he sputtered: “Are you sure you want me to calm down! I want to teach this guy the truth of happiness! All he does is give people shock and terror!” So much win for an emo outburst. Here’s wishing everyone a 2015 where you will all know “the truth of happiness”!