It was a sexy kinda New Year’s Eve. Optimus started the evening humping a v traumatized ‘s leg. (Sorry Olly!!) Then Irene’s male chow chow BaoBao (the one with a flatter, bear’s face) tried to hump Optimus (with sharper ‘lion’ face), probably to show his dominance. My poor baby!! Lesson learned: Karma is a bitch.